If You Give A Dog A Bone...

    If you give a dog a bone, he will want to chew it. But before he will want to play with it. So you play with him. Since you played with him, you are now tired.  You will want a drink of water. Now that you want a drink of water, he now thinks he is thirsty. Once he sees you pour the water into your glass, he now notices that he has to go to the bathroom. So you take him outside. As you are waiting, you are getting frustrated,because you were waiting for so long. Which leads you to thinking about that drink you wanted, so you go back inside to get the drink of water, leaving the dog outside. Once the dog is done going to the bathroom, he realizes that you are no longer there! So he runs away. You notice that it was much quieter. Thinking that, led you to the conclusion that the dog must be missing! So you go get him. After that task is over, you are thirsty... AGAIN!  So you go get a drink. After that you go to the bathroom, leaving the dog by the bathroom door. Once you're done, the dog all of a sudden gets hyper! Suddenly you realize why, it's because he wants that bone! So you come to the conclusion that you left it on the couch. Eventually the dog finds it and begins to play with it! Then he realizes that he was thirsty...